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Couple Demotivational Poster


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224840
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am, #223701
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm, #238733
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #238728
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm, #238727
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am, #238721
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am, #238640
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm, #238408
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am, #238397
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am, #238394
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm, #238382
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm, #238372
N-I-C-E


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am, #211342
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211319

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #211317
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm, #211316

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211315
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm, #211312

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm, #211297
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm, #230349
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm, #230295
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm, #230294
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230219
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm, #230217
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am, #230192
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm, #230183
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm, #230150
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am, #230139
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am, #230128
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm, #193560
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm, #193556
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm, #193550
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm, #193547

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm, #193436
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm, #193433

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm, #193432

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #193431
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm, #193430

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm, #193427
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm, #193334
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am, #193307
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am, #193300
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am, #193299
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am, #193294
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am, #193293

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.




ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm, #228557
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm, #228470
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm, #228467
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am, #227577
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am, #227570
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


HELL HATH NO FURY -


TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am, #237628
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm, #237617
Beautiful Airman, 5L


TO THE DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: couples punishment
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:08 pm, #248055
Totally took a turn I didn't see coming.
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:27 pm, #233428
that is going to be a lot of fun if you know what i mean


MOTHER-IN-LAW - Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight


TAGS: gun knife fight couple argument
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm, #228070
She's a bad girl and has to be punished. I'm working on it right now. Ouch !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:19 pm, #228066
Don't be hard on Suzie,Suzie. She's still getting good scores.
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:58 pm, #228061
Hey suzie, why don't you just die and leave us alone ?? They all can see your avatar, dumba*s. Oh...Hello guys !


UNGER GAMES - Can two divorced men share an apartment without killing each other?




compromise -




OOOOOHHHHHH NNAAOOOOOO! -




Last Words -


TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am, #256733
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm, #256732
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm, #256729
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm, #256728
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm, #256725
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm, #256724
wonderful


MONOGAMY -


TAGS: happy couple humor
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:42 pm, #233720
And one lover short.


WEDDINGCAKE TOPPER -




Feelings -


TAGS: tingly feelings young couples love common sense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am, #254710
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your b*** cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am, #254709
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am, #254704
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm, #254699
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am, #254634
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am, #254628
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am, #254438
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm, #254433
Boom. 5


COUPLE - This is the Empire of Democracy, you can marry whatever you want


TAGS: couple darth vader star wars empire marry
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

Life - January 20, 2011, 9:40 am, #210355
Sure they're both dressed at darth vader but at the end of the day they're both getting some and you're all alone.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:40 am, #210354
Sure they're both dressed at darth vader but at the end of the day they're both getting some and you're all alone.
guest8916 - June 28, 2010, 10:43 am, #182250
watching all those new starwars u'll see empire was made to destroy democracy so this 1 dosen't make sense for the sake of starwars..


WHAT, GRACEFULLY.....NEVER! -


TAGS: old couple love hate familiarity
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

NoBodyZ - January 9, 2011, 1:31 am, #209474
COOT
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:24 pm, #209306
It stands to reason that if our comments are censored......the text in the posters should be as well..
tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 9:39 pm, #209303
By the looks of it, he looks like a an old c**k-s**ker.
pzykosiz - January 6, 2011, 9:09 pm, #209300
there's a no swearing rule?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:42 am, #209269
Wouldn't that sorta violate the "no swearing" rule?
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2011, 10:36 am, #209268
This one is decent but the censorship in the poster makes me not like it so much, if you gonna use the language go for the gold and just say C.unt already (without the period of course)
Archivis - January 6, 2011, 8:22 am, #209261
That's frakin great! 5 disgruntled lions
Peso - January 6, 2011, 6:58 am, #209253
I love it! 5L


HAPPINESS - Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.


TAGS: happiness couple love religion
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MFS

agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:11 pm, #183123
Solid motifake.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 10:59 am, #183081
First of all i'm not a native English speaker so there's a Challenge here for me.Second these days everything is religious or politicall linked.
forseti - July 2, 2010, 10:32 pm, #183051
matched?!? argh... I hate the language barrier! You all have to learn German! Immediately
forseti - July 2, 2010, 10:30 pm, #183050
like: caption + text; dislike: picture and tags (because of the religious aspect). Just one happy pair would have match better (just my opinion!).


TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again


TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm, #146274
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm, #146266
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.


DO YOU REALLY WANT JUST ONE WOMAN? - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints


TAGS: mormon woman bored couple
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Mormon

Me_ - December 9, 2009, 1:55 pm, #144145
One is enough. Multiple women in the same house will have their cycles sync up. Messed up thing is I can have multiple girlfriends and have kids with them without breaking the law. But I could only marry one of them.
Sid - December 9, 2009, 7:29 am, #144104
multiple mother-in-laws are you crazy?
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:32 am, #144096
One keen woman can take everything you've got. No need to be greedy!


Marriage -


TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm, #247399
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm, #247389
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am, #244124
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am, #244121
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


The Final Word -




Little Secrets -




GOLLUM'S NEXT PRECIOUS - To bad she does seem to feel the same way about him.




TIME TOGETHER - deleted deleted deleted


TAGS: couple time resentment
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Sean

Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:10 am, #203699
or as my wife puts it. How can I miss you if you never leave? 5L
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:10 am, #203698
or as my wife puts it. How can I miss you if you never leave? 5L


TWITTERTWEET -


TAGS: 80s commodore 64 acoustic coupler
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by forseti

Master - May 28, 2011, 9:20 am, #219285
110 baud, 1975!
Azzameen85 - May 27, 2011, 9:28 am, #219240
Makes me remeber my first pirated game... 5 years old :)


INFINITY -


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am, #181860
Oh, ****. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am, #181859
hmmmmmm
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm, #172890
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm, #172394
No worries....they were OK with garlic b***er......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm, #172391
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm, #172386
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm, #172384
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm, #172379
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm, #172378
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm, #172375
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm, #172374
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm, #172342
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great a** as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm, #172341
is it a snicker? or a s******, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the s******, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm, #172340
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm, #172339
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm, #172335
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm, #172333
5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm, #172332
d***, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk


LOVE - If its not blind then maybe it has a sense of humor


TAGS: love couples
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Nikbeezy

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 4:26 pm, #245966
It's got be humor. I've seen the weirdest coupes, and I think, "Him? And her? Yeah, that makes sense."


was it good for you? -




THE END OF US - I wish I didn't know now What I didn't know then




ardor -


TAGS: love couple rain bench
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:53 pm, #250842
Good'n here, Demon


Bieber Feeber -


TAGS: odd couple split a taxi
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - April 25, 2013, 3:33 pm, #245342
You misspelled "beaver".
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 9:06 am, #245338
Uh, how in the phook did I become a ‘guest’? Boy, this new upgrade is gonna be a doozey.
- April 25, 2013, 8:41 am, #245337
A-A-A-A-A-HAH! I’ve done it! I-I-I-I-I-I-I’ve finally done it! An almost derogatory comment from the nicest melon on this site (probably)…wait….’spit’?? I….I thought you were seedless?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 6:11 am, #245333
lol! But eat me anyway - don't forget to both spit and s******!


FIXED INCOME -


TAGS: elderly couple pizza pie taste like their sofa
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - February 24, 2013, 6:00 pm, #243753
Perfect sentiment!


ah, romance -




Divorce -




HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - If a lecture last longer Than a week


TAGS: marriage couples nagging
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:43 pm, #244627
Whoops! That's what I get for picking the top result from a google image search!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2013, 1:39 am, #244621
160522


OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning


TAGS: morning after regret couples
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm, #244523
hehehe...this is so true and funny


Couples -




THE HAPPY COUPLE - "Thanks e-Harmony"


TAGS: e harmony happy couple
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 10:57 am, #179609
whatever the hell it is it looks like it probably carries a million diseases
fred - January 22, 2010, 5:06 pm, #153760
from this page:http://copypast.ru/2009/10/09/neobychnye_predstaviteli_zhivotnogo_mira_30_foto.html anyone speak russian?
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 9:02 pm, #153584
They is gonna make sum mighty purdy young-uns.
fred - January 21, 2010, 6:43 pm, #153518
Yes, it does look like crap! IDK what it is.
Derek - January 21, 2010, 2:48 pm, #153445
A salamander??! Holy crap!


PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE DINNER - IGNORANCE WASN'T BLISS




LISTENING - I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Rodney Dangerfield)


TAGS: life time year marriage couple
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by giulio

BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:16 am, #73803
Son=Soon
BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:16 am, #73802
Son to be 29 years...It's how we get along


DON'T ASK DON'T TELL - I don't think the military has ever had a problem.




GREAT TIMING -




CAUGHT - Want to take a nice picture of a couple but he had to ruin it didn't he!




MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG... - The only way Carlyle can transition from one movie to another.




Movie Premiere -


TAGS: pzy movie premiere old couple
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GaryO - July 21, 2015, 9:06 am, #262073
Yeah, the bar scene is a great genre for this stuff
pzykosiz - July 21, 2015, 9:02 am, #262071
cheers, i'd been trying to find a good way to use that joke for ages.
GaryO - July 19, 2015, 9:58 pm, #262052
excellent


Stages of Marriage -




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