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Couple Demotivational Poster


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!

MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.

TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.

HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.

LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm
Beautiful Airman, 5L


TAGS: couples punishment
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:08 pm
Totally took a turn I didn't see coming.
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:27 pm
that is going to be a lot of fun if you know what i mean

MOTHER-IN-LAW - Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight

TAGS: gun knife fight couple argument
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
She's a bad girl and has to be punished. I'm working on it right now. Ouch !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't be hard on Suzie,Suzie. She's still getting good scores.
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:58 pm
Hey suzie, why don't you just die and leave us alone ?? They all can see your avatar, dumba*s. Oh...Hello guys !

UNGER GAMES - Can two divorced men share an apartment without killing each other?

compromise -


Last Words -

TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm


TAGS: happy couple humor
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:42 pm
And one lover short.


Feelings -

TAGS: tingly feelings young couples love common sense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your b*** cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm
Boom. 5

COUPLE - This is the Empire of Democracy, you can marry whatever you want

TAGS: couple darth vader star wars empire marry
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

Life - January 20, 2011, 9:40 am
Sure they're both dressed at darth vader but at the end of the day they're both getting some and you're all alone.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:40 am
Sure they're both dressed at darth vader but at the end of the day they're both getting some and you're all alone.
guest8916 - June 28, 2010, 10:43 am
watching all those new starwars u'll see empire was made to destroy democracy so this 1 dosen't make sense for the sake of starwars..


TAGS: old couple love hate familiarity
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

NoBodyZ - January 9, 2011, 1:31 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:24 pm
It stands to reason that if our comments are censored......the text in the posters should be as well..
tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 9:39 pm
By the looks of it, he looks like a an old c**k-s**ker.
pzykosiz - January 6, 2011, 9:09 pm
there's a no swearing rule?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:42 am
Wouldn't that sorta violate the "no swearing" rule?
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2011, 10:36 am
This one is decent but the censorship in the poster makes me not like it so much, if you gonna use the language go for the gold and just say C.unt already (without the period of course)
Archivis - January 6, 2011, 8:22 am
That's frakin great! 5 disgruntled lions
Peso - January 6, 2011, 6:58 am
I love it! 5L

HAPPINESS - Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

TAGS: happiness couple love religion
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MFS

agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:11 pm
Solid motifake.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 10:59 am
First of all i'm not a native English speaker so there's a Challenge here for me.Second these days everything is religious or politicall linked.
forseti - July 2, 2010, 10:32 pm
matched?!? argh... I hate the language barrier! You all have to learn German! Immediately
forseti - July 2, 2010, 10:30 pm
like: caption + text; dislike: picture and tags (because of the religious aspect). Just one happy pair would have match better (just my opinion!).

TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again

TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.

DO YOU REALLY WANT JUST ONE WOMAN? - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

TAGS: mormon woman bored couple
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Mormon

Me_ - December 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
One is enough. Multiple women in the same house will have their cycles sync up. Messed up thing is I can have multiple girlfriends and have kids with them without breaking the law. But I could only marry one of them.
Sid - December 9, 2009, 7:29 am
multiple mother-in-laws are you crazy?
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:32 am
One keen woman can take everything you've got. No need to be greedy!

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space

The Final Word -

Little Secrets -

GOLLUM'S NEXT PRECIOUS - To bad she does seem to feel the same way about him.

TIME TOGETHER - deleted deleted deleted

TAGS: couple time resentment
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Sean

Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:10 am
or as my wife puts it. How can I miss you if you never leave? 5L
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:10 am
or as my wife puts it. How can I miss you if you never leave? 5L


TAGS: 80s commodore 64 acoustic coupler
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by forseti

Master - May 28, 2011, 9:20 am
110 baud, 1975!
Azzameen85 - May 27, 2011, 9:28 am
Makes me remeber my first pirated game... 5 years old :)


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, ****. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic b***er......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great a** as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a s******, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the s******, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
d***, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk

LOVE - If its not blind then maybe it has a sense of humor

TAGS: love couples
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Nikbeezy

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 4:26 pm
It's got be humor. I've seen the weirdest coupes, and I think, "Him? And her? Yeah, that makes sense."

was it good for you? -

THE END OF US - I wish I didn't know now What I didn't know then

ardor -

TAGS: love couple rain bench
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:53 pm
Good'n here, Demon

Bieber Feeber -

TAGS: odd couple split a taxi
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - April 25, 2013, 3:33 pm
You misspelled "beaver".
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 9:06 am
Uh, how in the phook did I become a ‘guest’? Boy, this new upgrade is gonna be a doozey.
- April 25, 2013, 8:41 am
A-A-A-A-A-HAH! I’ve done it! I-I-I-I-I-I-I’ve finally done it! An almost derogatory comment from the nicest melon on this site (probably)…wait….’spit’?? I….I thought you were seedless?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 6:11 am
lol! But eat me anyway - don't forget to both spit and s******!


TAGS: elderly couple pizza pie taste like their sofa
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - February 24, 2013, 6:00 pm
Perfect sentiment!

ah, romance -

Divorce -

HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - If a lecture last longer Than a week

TAGS: marriage couples nagging
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:43 pm
Whoops! That's what I get for picking the top result from a google image search!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2013, 1:39 am

OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning

TAGS: morning after regret couples
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm
hehehe...this is so true and funny

Couples -

THE HAPPY COUPLE - "Thanks e-Harmony"

TAGS: e harmony happy couple
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 10:57 am
whatever the hell it is it looks like it probably carries a million diseases
fred - January 22, 2010, 5:06 pm
from this page:http://copypast.ru/2009/10/09/neobychnye_predstaviteli_zhivotnogo_mira_30_foto.html anyone speak russian?
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 9:02 pm
They is gonna make sum mighty purdy young-uns.
fred - January 21, 2010, 6:43 pm
Yes, it does look like crap! IDK what it is.
Derek - January 21, 2010, 2:48 pm
A salamander??! Holy crap!


LISTENING - I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Rodney Dangerfield)

TAGS: life time year marriage couple
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by giulio

BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:16 am
BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:16 am
Son to be 29 years...It's how we get along

DON'T ASK DON'T TELL - I don't think the military has ever had a problem.


CAUGHT - Want to take a nice picture of a couple but he had to ruin it didn't he!

MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG... - The only way Carlyle can transition from one movie to another.

Movie Premiere -

TAGS: pzy movie premiere old couple
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GaryO - July 21, 2015, 9:06 am
Yeah, the bar scene is a great genre for this stuff
pzykosiz - July 21, 2015, 9:02 am
cheers, i'd been trying to find a good way to use that joke for ages.
GaryO - July 19, 2015, 9:58 pm

Stages of Marriage -